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About Me Deviant Member Utkarsh VermaMale/India Recent Activity
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  • Current Residence: New Delhi
  • Interests: Football (Pssh, "SOCCER"), and music
  • Favourite movie: Kill Bill, Forrest Gump, Into The Wild, The Usual Suspects, Pulp Fiction... To name a few
  • Favourite band or musician: Led Zeppelin
  • Favourite genre of music: Heavy Metal/Hard Rock
  • Favourite poet or writer: Neil Gaiman, Douglas Adams
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • Skin of choice: Spotless
  • Favourite game: Hitman: Blood Money, Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2
  • Favourite cartoon character: Homer Simpson, Cartman, Sokka
  • Personal Quote: "No."

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Dear IncubusRabbit:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it First of May in your closet and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your criminal record as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked eggplant-fetishism.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
- Utkarsh

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  • Mood: Sociable
  • Listening to: Andy McKee
  • Reading: Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
  • Watching: 24
  • Playing: With a coin
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*birthdays May 18, 2012
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's May 18th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

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~stargateatl May 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy Birthday!! :cake:

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=ice-or-fire May 17, 2012
Hello!:iconhappehdanceplz:
Happy [early] birthday!
Wishing you another wonderful year of happiness and joy!

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*EinStud May 18, 2011
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*birthdays May 18, 2011
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's May 18th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team :love:

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=ice-or-fire May 17, 2011
Hello!:iconihavecaekplz:
Happy early birthday!
Hope you have a good one!

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!ScorpionKahn May 18, 2010
Happy Birthday!! :cake: :dance:
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`Nyiana-Sama May 18, 2010
:cake::party:Happy Birthday!:party::cake:

:la:I hope that you have a wonderful time!!

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*birthdays May 18, 2010
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's May 18th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team :love:

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~Cackleberry May 18, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Hey there! I see that it's your birthday.. well happy birthday :hug: I hope you have a fantastic day. It only comes around once a year, so celebrate it to the fullest! Best wishes to you.
~ 18th May. :heart:

PS. As for a present.. you may have a llama badge! :XD:

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