I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it First of May in your closet and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your criminal record as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked eggplant-fetishism.
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
- Utkarsh
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But, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
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Firstly, there is no such person as Death. Second, Death's this tall guy with a bone face, like a skeletal monk, with a scythe and an hourglass and a big white horse and a penchant for playing chess with Scandinavians. Third, he doesn't exist either.
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---Surrealism without purpose is like fish...
Peace
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Firstly, there is no such person as Death. Second, Death's this tall guy with a bone face, like a skeletal monk, with a scythe and an hourglass and a big white horse and a penchant for playing chess with Scandinavians. Third, he doesn't exist either.
"Because today's so special
it really wouldn't do,
to send one simple birthday wish
to last the whole year through...
So this wishes happy moments,
a day when dreams come true,
and a year that's filled with all the things
that mean the most to you."
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Love that lives in the heart cannot be so easily terminated by time. Even though the encounter is brief its impression shall last a lifetime. No one can change the direction of love that lives in the heart. If you have loved that in itself is the answer.
It's May 18th which means it's your special day. Hoping you have a fantastic birthday, get some nice gifts and generally get to enjoy it lots.
All the best and much love from the birthdays team to you
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Birthdays Team
This birthday greeting was brought to you by: ¢nyssi
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