Dear IncubusRabbit:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it First of May in your closet and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your criminal record as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked eggplant-fetishism.
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
- Utkarsh
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