RubbishI don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it First of May in your closet and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your criminal record as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked eggplant-fetishism.
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
- Utkarsh
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Also, do you own Good Omens?
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"A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day." - Calvin
And yes, I do.
'Silarious!
You can have it when I'm finished.
Dude, you have my Anansi Boys, right?
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“Firstly, there is no such person as Death. Second, Death's this tall guy with a bone face, like a skeletal monk, with a scythe and an hourglass and a big white horse and a penchant for playing chess with Scandinavians. Third, he doesn't exist either.”
Yeah.
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"A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day." - Calvin
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